N.G.G.D.D.

September 17, 2010

Is it the deck or is it the park?  Who knows these things?

N.G.BD

August 19, 2010

get nowhere fast with the N.G. Blok Dek – 9.5″ w x 31″l complete with squarings (square bearings) and sqweels (square wheels) and whatever you call square trucks.  It’s hip to be square. Besides, would you really fuck with the blockheads?  They pwn ur gumby ass

N.G.S.

March 28, 2010

use your bare foot ,feet or tongue! this board will stick to you like no other!

very much customizable and desirable.

and lastly, lasts forever until you break the tray.

N.G.CATCFSB

March 11, 2010

This rare skateboard deck came from Willy Wonka’s lesser known crystal-meth phase, and is made of solid Wonka chocolate combined with various stimulants.  Over the short run of 3 months the N.G.CATCFSB had killed over 100 stray dogs who would lick up the choco-skidmarks these decks left behind.  We are in possession of the last one which is protected from ants in a maximum security freezer buried within Mt. Rushmore.

OMG! Sex and the City 2 spyshots? WTF!

September 23, 2009

SATC2 preview

For some reason one of the N.G. Boards semi-semi-pro-boarders was north of 9th street and happened upon the filming of Sex and the City 2.  The story revolves around the introspective one getting sick of hoity toity assholes and moves to LA where she takes up skateboarding- her friends (cancer and the bitchy one) talk her into coming back where she finds an urban streetwear company that allows her to maintain her new old-G image while satiating her need for Veblen goods

N.G. Skateboard Park Design

September 14, 2009

lego skatepark002Lego Skatepark001

We have begun design of the N.G. skatepark using the most sophisticated 3d modeling tool available: the Lego Digital Workshop

Our plan uses the existing footprint of Central Park but could expand well down to 14th street

N.G.ddbb II

September 7, 2009

ngddbb new photo

New pic of N.G.ddbb

N.G.SCSCSC II

August 31, 2009

eyes

He has his mothers eyes- keep checking back cuz’ we think he’s gonna start talking soon

N.G.SCSCSC

August 19, 2009

NG scscsc001

After a trip down to Mexico we were able to obtain some stem cells for our personal project.  Combining our research with the cells and a fragment of the Soul Calibur we were able to begin growing the N.G.SCSCSC- the world’s first living and growing skateboard.  It is still a mere infant but keep checking back as we will post pics of its growth.  Can’t wait till it grows some wheels

All Gain, No Pain – secrets uncovered

August 3, 2009

Tylenol 3Tylenol 2

Finally here is a sports drink we can get behind, ever since original original Coca-Cola was discontinued.  This is a gateway softdrink


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