Is it the deck or is it the park? Who knows these things?
N.G.G.D.D.
September 17, 2010N.G.BD
August 19, 2010
get nowhere fast with the N.G. Blok Dek – 9.5″ w x 31″l complete with squarings (square bearings) and sqweels (square wheels) and whatever you call square trucks. It’s hip to be square. Besides, would you really fuck with the blockheads? They pwn ur gumby ass
N.G.S.
March 28, 2010
use your bare foot ,feet or tongue! this board will stick to you like no other!
very much customizable and desirable.
and lastly, lasts forever until you break the tray.
N.G.CATCFSB
March 11, 2010
This rare skateboard deck came from Willy Wonka’s lesser known crystal-meth phase, and is made of solid Wonka chocolate combined with various stimulants. Over the short run of 3 months the N.G.CATCFSB had killed over 100 stray dogs who would lick up the choco-skidmarks these decks left behind. We are in possession of the last one which is protected from ants in a maximum security freezer buried within Mt. Rushmore.
OMG! Sex and the City 2 spyshots? WTF!
September 23, 2009
For some reason one of the N.G. Boards semi-semi-pro-boarders was north of 9th street and happened upon the filming of Sex and the City 2. The story revolves around the introspective one getting sick of hoity toity assholes and moves to LA where she takes up skateboarding- her friends (cancer and the bitchy one) talk her into coming back where she finds an urban streetwear company that allows her to maintain her new old-G image while satiating her need for Veblen goods
N.G. Skateboard Park Design
September 14, 2009
We have begun design of the N.G. skatepark using the most sophisticated 3d modeling tool available: the Lego Digital Workshop
Our plan uses the existing footprint of Central Park but could expand well down to 14th street
N.G.ddbb II
September 7, 2009
New pic of N.G.ddbb
N.G.SCSCSC II
August 31, 2009
He has his mothers eyes- keep checking back cuz’ we think he’s gonna start talking soon
N.G.SCSCSC
August 19, 2009
After a trip down to Mexico we were able to obtain some stem cells for our personal project. Combining our research with the cells and a fragment of the Soul Calibur we were able to begin growing the N.G.SCSCSC- the world’s first living and growing skateboard. It is still a mere infant but keep checking back as we will post pics of its growth. Can’t wait till it grows some wheels
All Gain, No Pain – secrets uncovered
August 3, 2009
Finally here is a sports drink we can get behind, ever since original original Coca-Cola was discontinued. This is a gateway softdrink
