Is it the deck or is it the park? Who knows these things?
This rare skateboard deck came from Willy Wonka’s lesser known crystal-meth phase, and is made of solid Wonka chocolate combined with various stimulants. Over the short run of 3 months the N.G.CATCFSB had killed over 100 stray dogs who would lick up the choco-skidmarks these decks left behind. We are in possession of the last one which is protected from ants in a maximum security freezer buried within Mt. Rushmore.
For some reason one of the N.G. Boards semi-semi-pro-boarders was north of 9th street and happened upon the filming of Sex and the City 2. The story revolves around the introspective one getting sick of hoity toity assholes and moves to LA where she takes up skateboarding- her friends (cancer and the bitchy one) talk her into coming back where she finds an urban streetwear company that allows her to maintain her new old-G image while satiating her need for Veblen goods
We have begun design of the N.G. skatepark using the most sophisticated 3d modeling tool available: the Lego Digital Workshop
Our plan uses the existing footprint of Central Park but could expand well down to 14th street
New pic of N.G.ddbb
He has his mothers eyes- keep checking back cuz’ we think he’s gonna start talking soon
After a trip down to Mexico we were able to obtain some stem cells for our personal project. Combining our research with the cells and a fragment of the Soul Calibur we were able to begin growing the N.G.SCSCSC- the world’s first living and growing skateboard. It is still a mere infant but keep checking back as we will post pics of its growth. Can’t wait till it grows some wheels
Finally here is a sports drink we can get behind, ever since original original Coca-Cola was discontinued. This is a gateway softdrink