This rare skateboard deck came from Willy Wonka’s lesser known crystal-meth phase, and is made of solid Wonka chocolate combined with various stimulants.  Over the short run of 3 months the N.G.CATCFSB had killed over 100 stray dogs who would lick up the choco-skidmarks these decks left behind.  We are in possession of the last one which is protected from ants in a maximum security freezer buried within Mt. Rushmore.


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