Archive for the ‘FAIL’ Category

OMG! Sex and the City 2 spyshots? WTF!

September 23, 2009

SATC2 preview

For some reason one of the N.G. Boards semi-semi-pro-boarders was north of 9th street and happened upon the filming of Sex and the City 2.  The story revolves around the introspective one getting sick of hoity toity assholes and moves to LA where she takes up skateboarding- her friends (cancer and the bitchy one) talk her into coming back where she finds an urban streetwear company that allows her to maintain her new old-G image while satiating her need for Veblen goods



July 30, 2009


Introducing the N.G.BA- it looks like an innocent gift to a friend, because they probably will not notice the fine line of holes drilled diagonally across the deck.  Your friend gets a little suspicious when you keep encouraging him to hit bigger and bigger gaps, or to try that 50-50 grind on the handrail.  Christmas is fast approaching!  Show your friends you love them.

“Form Follows _____STFU_____”

July 27, 2009

F you and your form follows phrases forever

We have all witnessed the bastardization of the phrase “form follows function” into “form follows ______” or “form follows phallus” whatever etc. ad nauseam- whether you are an overrated designer, self-proclaimed philosopher, “creative” “director”, design school acolyte, “teaching was my first choice” failure, or architect with the unwilling audience.  We have words for all of you: SHUT UP

Zaha Hadid designed skateboard ramp

June 15, 2009


I wanted to bring the next level shit- Gehry took it a step but I took it a light year further with my solar panel ramp.  Ahhh shit